Wholey Jehosephat, Cpete, lookths like the explothion knockth out yer teeth thoo!
Must have one of the oldtime pressure cookers that had a weight that danced on the lid. The Swiss pot has a '5 point overpressure safety system.' But then they're trying to perthuade you to purthase one.

Capt TP's sailnet page has the swing stove for $99.

Wonder what I'ld have to do for my girlfriend to get her to give me a boat? Since she hates boats, it might be another fixerupper, to keep me ashore!