I know I'm the latter...




Found these quotes at http://www.latitude38.com/wisdom.htm

"To furnish a wife will cost you much trouble,
But to fit-out a ship the expenses are double."
--W.H.Tillman

"The man who would be fully employed should procure a ship or a woman, for no two things produce more trouble" - Plautus 254-184 B.C.