Universal justice in the Art of Renaming your Boat
Cap'n Crunchie-
I wade in here with some trepidation, but it seems to me a few metaphysical points of order seem sensible in mulling-over the act of renaming a boat. All my reading suggests that a man runs afoul of the boat gods in direct proportion to his recklessness in renaming, and that this possible recklessness springs from two main sources: a) a flippant or insouciant attitude viz a viz the sea itself, or; b) arrogance toward the boat itself. In the present case, it seems to me that you have earned, fair sir, the right to name as you will. Neptune has certainly noticed your reclamation of this fine vessel, and so you have satisfied the primary point of protocol: an interest and active participation in worthy sea-going projects. In particular, discovering and correcting the bondo on this boat will earn you immediate points with the sea-going cosmos. As to the question of names from previous incarnations and their potential import: perhaps the vessel itself provides the answer. It has survived previous namings under dubious circumstances and has as yet withstood even the insult of bondo. It seems the boat wants to live badly enough that it--and the gods--would appreciate a good re-fit and would make every allowance and excuse for you in your choice of names. Fix her. Sail her. Name her as you will.